A bimbo approach to a zombie issue
Posted by lovelyloey on April 25, 2009
I’ve always wondered this whenever I watch zombie films or disaster, apocalyptic films – what should I wear when I’m on the run like them?
I survey several options below:
Alice from Resident Evil. I’m partial to this outfit. The coat will keep me warm at night, and protect me from sun rays and sandstorm. But not sure how they perform in a zombie battle – they might grab hold of it and trap me.
Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. The utility belt looks good, but the shorts are a bit short and hence exposed legs prone to scratches and mosquito bites. Not sure this is a good option.
I don’t know why I included this. There’s no place to keep my weapons and energy bars. Pfftt.
Underworld. The leather bodysuit seems interesting – I can run, swim and possibly fly in it. But it’s a bitch to put it on and take it off. Can’t really shower. Will itch and die inside if I’m somewhere warm. Not terribly feasible.
So it seems a combination of Alice and Lara Croft might work in a zombie situation. Arh.
wolf said
Where is the pink? sequin? fur? neon pink fishnet stocking?
poisonous darts/bombs disguised as sequins.
Fur to mop your brow or to soak up blood.
Fishnet stocking sturdy enough to use as a hammock for sleep at night/to catch fish with.
lovelyloey said
So bright, zombies will spot you 5km away. HAHA
wolf said
I like this…. http://www.broken-body.net/claire/images/re2-render_002.jpg
crazyasuka said
LOL, I’ve thought about the same exact thing!
crazyasuka said
I like My WoW character. Look:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/crazyasuka/WoWScrnShot_042309_210755.jpg?t=1240636777
Armor, weapon, carry stuff on my waist.
lovelyloey said
I like it!!! Love the shoulder protection, which is important. Might work even better with neck protection, since zombies like to attack the neck too.
Might lose the horns though, heh.
zestarrest said
Ok you may think I’m super weird. But there was a period of time when I was obsessed with zombies and kept coming up with ideas on how to deal with a zombie apocalypse.
I decided I would probably live longer if I get out the city centre and move to somewhere super ulu (though I don’t know where that is). Trouble is, ulu places won’t have supermarkets so I’d probably die of hunger.
In the end, I gave up planning. HAHAHAHAHA.
zestarrest said
I would take outfit 2 by the way, but with longer pants. Exposed legs are NOT a good idea.
lovelyloey said
Yea, exposed legs = no no.
I think the ulu place would be good, but bear in mind in Singapore, places like IMM appears to be a good site for a zombie film for some strange reasons. In fact I can’t foresee them swarming Orchard Road. And Sentosa beaches will be safe – we can chill there together.