An Honour like None Other

I was chatting online with a friend the other day and I was randomly making another snarky comment about Man and my friend said this:

I’m so amused, heh.

I don’t think I’d do a better job though; who wants to work 6 days a week and have to listen to all the bothersome tirade of prayers for trivial matters and ALSO having to be omnipresent? I’d prefer my free time, thank you. If I were god, I’d add “Do not pray” in the commandments then I’ll see if people still want a religion whereby they can’t request for anything.